the cake apocalypse.

[toesies]

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[toesies]

[They are now barricaded in the spa to ride this thing out. Welcome, cake survivors.]

[fisherwoman]

[thousand yard stare]

This is the worst... Who eats a cake a mystery person just left out?!

[chevaleros]

The vast majority of the people here, apparently.

[ she is just going right for the soaking pool. ]

[toesies]

We've been over this! You do not put strange things in your mouth.

[the despair is strong in this room]

[probe]

[they're already out on the floor and sheila has texted them, so they just. poke their head in.]

Wow. You weren't kidding. I just heard a bunch of yelling about weddings and babies.

[callmemeg]

Ugh. I just hope the curse worked. Do you think it'll work?

[ you're an avatar, you know these things, right ]

[fisherwoman]

Do you know why this is happening?

[toesies]

I know! I'm so fucking mad. [YOU FOOLS, THE CAKE!!] I hope they enjoy my parting gift.

[liuli]

[ just plunks down a bottle of wine on the closest table and a whole handful of glasses. ]

Do you think it's contagious?

[femmefinale]

[ She is just gently massaging her temples and murmuring to herself. ]

I hope that worked...

[probe]

[envy also shows up after the invite was passed on! he's later than wrath, though.

that's probably because he arrives with a cake.]

Sorry, I ran behind a little.

[callmemeg]

[ frowning! at the cake! ]

Haven't enough cake crimes been committed tonight?

[fisherwoman]

[immediately:]

No.

[liuli]

...Envy.

[chevaleros]

[ DISTRUSTFUL CAKE GLARE ]

[toesies]

[








SHE EYES THE CAKE LIKE IT MIGHT SPROUT LEGS AND KILL THEM ALL.]

Oh, sweetheart... No.

[mukagen]

What kind of cake is it?

[femmefinale]

I'm sorry. Cake was a mistake.

[mukagen]

Childe is asking me where we are... Cause he's running away from the Christian mob.

[ He is fortunately polite enough to ask them. ]

What do I do? Tell him to go back to his room and wait there until this war against sin is over?

[liuli]

Tell him he has to confess all of his sins at the door before we consider letting him in.

[callmemeg]

Isn't he supposed to be in sinner's jail already?

[toesies]

... Is it against the Geneva Convention if we leave him with them?

[chevaleros]

[ stares into the middle distance ]

...Did they chase him out of jail?

CHILDE ARRIVAL

[mukagen]

Childe! Is that you?

[ of course it's fucking childe no one else knows they're here except for Avatars. ]

[toyska]

[He's the one who came here of his own free will but he's still radiating intense suspicion]

You're the one that told me to come here.

[That's not the password]