the cake apocalypse.

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[toesies]

[They are now barricaded in the spa to ride this thing out. Welcome, cake survivors.]

[fisherwoman]

[thousand yard stare]

This is the worst... Who eats a cake a mystery person just left out?!

[chevaleros]

The vast majority of the people here, apparently.

[ she is just going right for the soaking pool. ]

[toesies]

We've been over this! You do not put strange things in your mouth.

[the despair is strong in this room]

[fisherwoman]

At least six of us aren't idiots.

[there's so much annoyance here. we're doing great on this emotion share week.]

[callmemeg]

You'd think they'd all know by now! We've gone over this how many times in trials?

[mukagen]

Yeah... Imagine a mysterious cake shows up and no one knows how it got there.

Trustworthy! At least they’re not all dead.

[probe]

[they're already out on the floor and sheila has texted them, so they just. poke their head in.]

Wow. You weren't kidding. I just heard a bunch of yelling about weddings and babies.

[callmemeg]

Ugh. I just hope the curse worked. Do you think it'll work?

[ you're an avatar, you know these things, right ]

[toesies]

And than god for that! Can you even imagine us as born again virgins?

[SHUDDERS]

[probe]

Which - oh, did you use yours?

[squint.] Uhhhh, who knows! Here's hoping!

[toesies]

Too fucking many. Why does nobody listen?

[fisherwoman]

Do you know why this is happening?

[toesies]

They are so going to wish it was poison when they wake up tomorrow.

[fisherwoman]

You would probably be fine because you're married...?

[callmemeg]

[ she just kind of groans. ]

Well, at least no one can say we didn't try.

[liuli]

[ just plunks down a bottle of wine on the closest table and a whole handful of glasses. ]

Do you think it's contagious?

[callmemeg]

Because the cake was too tantalizing, apparently. How could an innocent cake betray them?

[ fools ]

We're never letting them live this down, right?

[mukagen]

[ oh

My god

Endorsi is so funny??? He’s laughing. ]

[toesies]

I know! I'm so fucking mad. [YOU FOOLS, THE CAKE!!] I hope they enjoy my parting gift.

[probe]

I don't for sure, but seeing as none of you ate the cake and all of them did, it's uh, not a huge stretch to get from point a to point b.

Looked like really good cake too. Ah, dern.

[toesies]

... Oh, sweetie. It is so much more than that.

[toesies]

If it is, I trust you'll put an end to me.

[mukagen]

[ He hasn’t spoken to Wrath before, but he knows they’re his friend’s favorite. ]

You want to stay here with us? Or are you going to the battlefield.

[fisherwoman]

[IMMEDIATE ANNOYANCE]

What?