catch-all: takeru.

[toesies]

one day a shitpost will go here...

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[dotcom]

[ he just

looks at the ceiling. ]

Let's not point that out.

[toesies]

You know you were thinking it.

[Sinks deeper into this germ soup, anyway.]

[dotcom]

This is the first time I'm using this thing.

[toesies]

Mine, too. Someone described it as a "festering soup of bacteria" on our first day here, so that set the tone.

[dotcom]

And yet, I know others have been in here.

[toesies]

All of them, contributing their bacteria. Among other things. Must be nice to live without that knowledge.

[dotcom]

You can stop bringing it up at any time.

[toesies]

Yeah... But it's out there now.

[dotcom]

But we have to be here for a while.

[toesies]

At least the water's nice? And I brought snacks.

[dotcom]

[ he'll reach for some snacks to angrily shove it into his mouth. ]

[toesies]

Yeah, like that!

[She will sip her smoothie like she didn't just talk about bacteria soup at length.]

[dotcom]

Hopefully we'll come up with something better for next week.

[toesies]

Agreed... But we don't have a lot of common interests, do we? I wonder what we could do that we're both into.

[dotcom]

[ hm... ]

What do you like, anyway?

[ it's week four ]

[toesies]

[She gives him a look that screams it's week four and we adopted a vore baby together, but cannot find a nice way to say it. So, moving on!]

Well... The fancy dinner last week was nice. Until we, of course, screwed the pooch with that one.

[It's not rude if she's stating facts.]

I guess... I like spa days? The beach. Dancing. Running. Cute dog videos. You know, fun! I'm all about fun. I could do literally anything all day long if it was fun.

[dotcom]

[ god she really is a mom.

... ]

I mostly just worked.

[ there's a problem here. ]

[toesies]

Yes, and I worked, too. But what else? Tell me about your hobbies.

[there is a big problem here.]

[dotcom]

I guess I play game sometimes? But not that often...

[ hm... ]

[toesies]

Okay, we can work with that! What else?

[dotcom]

... going to places to eat...

[toesies]

Awesome! What else?

[dotcom]

... anyway, it doesn't matter that much.

[toesies]

I disagree. It matters a lot.

[dotcom]

We'll just work around it.