catch-all: takeru.

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one day a shitpost will go here...

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At least the water's nice? And I brought snacks.

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[ he'll reach for some snacks to angrily shove it into his mouth. ]

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Yeah, like that!

[She will sip her smoothie like she didn't just talk about bacteria soup at length.]

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Hopefully we'll come up with something better for next week.

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Agreed... But we don't have a lot of common interests, do we? I wonder what we could do that we're both into.

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[ hm... ]

What do you like, anyway?

[ it's week four ]

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[She gives him a look that screams it's week four and we adopted a vore baby together, but cannot find a nice way to say it. So, moving on!]

Well... The fancy dinner last week was nice. Until we, of course, screwed the pooch with that one.

[It's not rude if she's stating facts.]

I guess... I like spa days? The beach. Dancing. Running. Cute dog videos. You know, fun! I'm all about fun. I could do literally anything all day long if it was fun.

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[ god she really is a mom.

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I mostly just worked.

[ there's a problem here. ]

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Yes, and I worked, too. But what else? Tell me about your hobbies.

[there is a big problem here.]

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I guess I play game sometimes? But not that often...

[ hm... ]

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Okay, we can work with that! What else?

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... going to places to eat...

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Awesome! What else?

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... anyway, it doesn't matter that much.

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I disagree. It matters a lot.

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We'll just work around it.

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No way. I want you to have fun, too. Spill!

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[ he sighs ]

It's just not something I put much thought in. It didn't matter.

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Well... Just because it didn't matter then, it doesn't mean you can't work on it now.

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I'm busy here too.

[ he is truly the least fun gluttony ]

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Yeah, busy indulging. Which involves doing stuff you enjoy.

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Most of the stuff I enjoy you can't even do here.

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The simulation room is available at any time, you know.

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[ don't use that against him. ]

... I guess.

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See? No excuses.