catch-all: endorsi.

[toesies]

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saturday, week zero.

[toesies]

[Well! Guess she's walking into the rec room just in time for Endorsi to start fucking with the gravity. This is fine.]

Whoa—! [UP SHE GOES.] ... Oh, I see now why that's disorienting.

[fisherwoman]

[Endorsi is just taking advantage of this anti gravity situation and doing flips in the middle of the room. Living her best life. Dodging the furniture that has started to float.]

Don't you think it's fun?

[toesies]

It's not not fun. But the people I did this to yesterday didn't think so for some reason?

[Said in the tone of wow, how dare people complain.]

[fisherwoman]

[flip... flip... flip...]

If they didn't like it, they should have just left!

[toesies]

Right? Or done something about it. [Huffs!] All they did was yell at me instead.

[fisherwoman]

No fun, no fun! Who was it?

[Who is the fun killer!!

Meanwhile, she stops flipping and floats up to the ceiling, then launches herself down to the floor, and just starts going back and forth.]

[toesies]

Have you met White yet? That guy.

[White is a weak binch who isn't down with zero grav. :/

She watches Endorsi play ping-pong with her own body, slowly raising her eyebrows.]

I'm going to take a wild guess and say you've done this before.

[fisherwoman]

Oh, him? I did. I had to fight him twice.

[ok

Anyways, she nods.]

Well, not quite this, but... Similar things!

[Sometimes prenerfing you were strong enough to jump hundreds of feet and yeet yourself around between various surfaces while doing so.]

What about you?

[toesies]

Twice?

[Endorsi, explain?]

Not at all. But now I want something like this for my bedroom.

[You know, for sex stuff.]

[fisherwoman]

Well, he was acting cocky, so I wanted to see how good he was! And then when we were done, I told him he was stupid, because he is, and he tried to punch me again. I wasn’t about to just take that, so I had to fight him a second time.

[She blinks, though.]

For your bedroom? Why? Wouldn’t that make it hard to sleep?

[#virgin]

[toesies]

Oh. Did you win?

[Wraths will be wraths, ig... She snorts a little, though.]

Sleep? No. It's for when my husband and I have sex, so he— [...] Wait. How much of this do you want to hear?

[fisherwoman]

I would have normally...

[Nerfing, her one true foe. Anyways, she pauses.]

Not much! Not that I'm shy... But isn't it private?

[toesies]

Oooh... [She winces sympathetically.] I'm sorry. That's rough.

[Let! Endorsi! Win! Nerfing is so rude.]

You did ask. And it's not like I'm saying anything surprising. Married couples have sex all the time.