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inside of every but is an asshole. ([personal profile] toesies) wrote2021-02-06 07:30 pm
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fisherwoman: (pulled a deep end of the ocean on him)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-04-02 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
If I knew how popular he was, I probably would have chosen differently.

[she shrugs. honest, but way too casual:]

A few people have asked if it was because he was an easy target, and I guess that isn’t completely off... But there were weaker people alive back then that I could have picked, too, if that was the whole reason for my choice. Part of it was just because I didn’t like him very much from the few conversations we had, but even then, it wasn’t really personal.
fisherwoman: (pulled a deep end of the ocean on him)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-04-02 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
All of them probably would have left some kind of scar. I got lucky as it is, even though that's annoying to admit! He fought back harder than I thought someone like him would. And he had that annoying thing with the plants, too...
fisherwoman: (pulled a deep end of the ocean on him)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-04-02 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
...Is it worse if I say I did and it just got missed...

[closes my eyes again]

Well, everyone got better at checking as the weeks went on, at least!
fisherwoman: (and i got a block of gouda)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-04-02 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well, since then, I don’t think anyone has missed a pair of shoes that would have been an exact fit...?

[so like. they got better probably!!]
fisherwoman: (they said no outside food!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-04-03 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
—Of course those wouldn't have fit!

[offended!!]
fisherwoman: (that's going to take a real hero to cut)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-04-04 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I still would have had to willingly put them on my feet to do that!

[SIGHING.]

No, that was my stupid partner.
fisherwoman: (so i put him in my reusable bag)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-04-04 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... Well, he was easy to work with, and he knew that if he made me angry enough or did something I didn't like, it would be a bad idea for him.

[sometimes you just put a curse on a child leash and let him off sometimes for murder purposes?]
fisherwoman: (or fight me and die!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-04-04 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
...Why?

[she should not sound puzzled as to what sheila means, and yet.]