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[toesies]

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[fisherwoman]

[...Hm.

She thinks about how much she might regret this, but then she's heading towards the suctioning sound.]

[toesies]

[Can't believe Endorsi just walked in on Sheila killing Hisoka. Damn.



But, okay. No. When she follows the sound to its source, she will find Sheila sitting on the floor of her living room, her back pressed against the couch. She's sitting cross legged, shoes off with one foot hidden beneath the other leg, and sipping something through a straw while watching TV. The suctioning sound is more obviously from sucking at the bottom of the cup now that Endorsi is actually in the room.

Sheila stops sucking long enough to greet her once she notices her. Hi.]

Oh— Endorsi, hiii! Come on in!

[She may or may not sound super tipsy.]

[fisherwoman]

[This style of house is, of course, not familiar to her, but it's at least clear enough to her that she's entered a home. She pauses for a long moment as she hears Sheila, though.]

You, too...?

[toesies]

[Makes a face at her.]

"You, too," what?

[... SLURRRRRPS.]

[fisherwoman]

My roommate came back to the suite drunk! How strange... Were the two of you together?

[toesies]

I don't know who your roommate is, so... Maybe?

[fisherwoman]

Mineo.

[After a beat:]

Was part of your task to drink?

[toesies]

Oooh... Then, yeah. I was with your roommate.

[She waves her hand dismissively, though, taking another sip.]

Nope. We just got into that boat, and ba-boom! Drunk. Straight away.

[fisherwoman]

Well... At least you aren't acting as embarrassing as he was!

[toesies]

"As embarrassing?"

[fisherwoman]

I couldn't even understand what he was saying, honestly...

[toesies]

Ouch. How did he get so drunk when there wasn't any alcohol at all?

[fisherwoman]

Honestly, he does seem like the kind of person who's a lightweight, even when it's just magical intoxication!

[it's dragging mineo hours again]

[toesies]

Huh... He does, doesn't he? I wonder if he ever drinks recreationally.

[when isn't it dragging mineo hours, tho.]

[fisherwoman]

Who would join him after they realize he'll pass out after one drink?

[toesies]

[... She apparently pauses to think of a legit answer to that question, making a face.]

The kind of person who deserves to have their teeth punched in.

[fisherwoman]

[that's so much nicer than what she was thinking that she laughs for a second]

Aha, I guess so!

[toesies]

There are so many assholes out there...

[Takes another sip from her nearly empty smoothie.]

Anyway— Don't just stand there. Take a seat wherever.

[fisherwoman]

[Sometimes you get so distracted by roasting your roommate you forget where you are.

She does take a seat, though! And looks around the area again, thoughtful.]

This is your house?

[toesies]

[Endorsi is valid.

She nods.]

Home sweet home. Or— like, a really convincing clone of it.

[fisherwoman]

I'm not really used to this style, but...

[It's nice! Good couch.]

What's it like, where you're from?

[toesies]

It's— calm. Peaceful. You know, the suburbs.

[A beat.]

Wait. Do you know what a suburb is?

[fisherwoman]

...I don’t, no.

[Teach her.]

[toesies]

... Do you know what a residential district is?

[fisherwoman]

No...?