catch-all: endorsi.

[toesies]

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[fisherwoman]

[Her poor pride... The pride that's hurting extra for some reason this week... After a long moment:]

Please stop me.

[Since apparently she can't stop herself from this cursed cuddle compulsion.]

[toesies]

... Oooookay?

[Gently grabs her by the shoulders

and frog marches her to the nearest chair or something? Sit.]

[fisherwoman]

[Sheila is the real MVP, but for whatever reason, as soon as she sits down... She's popping back up again to try and grab her arm.]

Ugh, what the hell!

[toesies]

[DREAMWIDTH, MY NOTIFS...]

Ohh, my.

[Slowly, just staring at her as this happens. And immediately trying to sit her down again? Stay.]

Do you think someone cursed you?

[fisherwoman]

[She sits! But she's grabbing for Sheila's arm as she does.]

If they did, they'll regret it!

[toesies]

Yeah, after we find them.

[She says, with zero faith in their ability to find anything. But, also. Hm.]

... Okay, this isn't working. Next idea?

[fisherwoman]

I'll hunt them down...

[endorsi no

but she just sighs and flops back in the chair, still holding on.]

You probably don't know how to knock anyone out, do you.

[toesies]

... I can throw a mean punch, but I would prefer not to do that?

[She is not going to punch Endorsi in the face.]

[fisherwoman]

[Just. Groaning. This is clearly the worst day of her life (until kindness week hits).]

[toesies]

[PATS HER SHOULDER SYMPATHETICALLY... There, there.]

[fisherwoman]

[She grabs onto her hand as she does.]

[toesies]

[...

closes eyes.]

What if we just take you back to your room? You could get room service until whatever this is goes away.