Okay. So cops are like... what we do at trials? Except they get nice cars, money, and they actually catch people who break the law. But only sometimes. And most of the times, don't.
If that were the case, I wouldn't have spent years living between two cops. One of them blackmailed my family, and the other signed up for the police to ride a horse on the beach.
It's an unsolved case. Last I heard, he was considered missing until the police found a voicemail that said he ran off to Mexico. And his wife started dating his partner like, immediately, too. So he obviously wasn't missed.
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[Oh No]
Like, a member of the guard?
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Mostly, I mean the cops.
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[Staring into the proverbial sun, explaining nothing.]
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Were you going to explain, or...
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[Still staring at the proverbial sun.]
Okay. So cops are like... what we do at trials? Except they get nice cars, money, and they actually catch people who break the law. But only sometimes. And most of the times, don't.
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Why do they get those things if they’re that bad at their jobs?
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If that were the case, I wouldn't have spent years living between two cops. One of them blackmailed my family, and the other signed up for the police to ride a horse on the beach.
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[(endorsi voice) normalize murdering your neighbors]
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[She pauses. Squints a little.]
Well, it worked itself out somehow. He doesn't live next door anymore, that's for sure.
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[give her the gossip, sheila!!]
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she has no comment for this.]
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