By which I mean when Sheila comes in, there are a bunch of figures of various fantasy races, many of which won't be familiar to her, that are currently getting the snot beaten out of them by uno girl. Wraths gonna wrath indeed!! Anyways, there's a particularly small creature running towards Endorsi that she hurls across the room.
Right towards Sheila, because she hasn't noticed that she's there yet. It's fine. It's just a simulation.]
She looks like she's debating whether or not she wants to, but after heaving a sigh, she moves over to the podium and slaps the button, turning off the simulation. Sheila lives to see another day. With a deep breath, as she stretches:]
[Assuming... this is a baby they are talking about. It's not gonna be a baby, is it.]
Nope, the only fights I participate in are on the housing market. [Are they, Sheila.] I just wanted to park my ass on my own couches. Because they don't smell faintly of cheese and I'm into that.
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monday, week zero.
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By which I mean when Sheila comes in, there are a bunch of figures of various fantasy races, many of which won't be familiar to her, that are currently getting the snot beaten out of them by uno girl. Wraths gonna wrath indeed!! Anyways, there's a particularly small creature running towards Endorsi that she hurls across the room.
Right towards Sheila, because she hasn't noticed that she's there yet. It's fine. It's just a simulation.]
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[I flipped a coin but RNG won't let Sheila eat shit, so she throws herself out of the before the creature smacks into her.]
Timeout! Timeout!
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She looks like she's debating whether or not she wants to, but after heaving a sigh, she moves over to the podium and slaps the button, turning off the simulation. Sheila lives to see another day. With a deep breath, as she stretches:]
You appeared at any unlucky time!
[Should she apologize? Probably, and yet!!]
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[Dusts herself off, and then puts her hands on her hips as she surveys the simulation room. Technology...]
Sorry. Did I interrupt your training? Or, whatever that was just now.
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[Teach her the vocabulary of your people, Sheila. She shrugs with a sigh.]
You did, but I can get back to it later, I guess. Have you used this room yet?
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[Learn the somewhat offensive language of her people, Endorsi.]
Oh, yeah. Earlier. My simulation was less fighty.
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[she will always dunk on her even if she is not even here
But she tilts her head.]
Oh? What were you using it for? I guess you don't seem like a fighter...
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How old is she?
[Assuming... this is a baby they are talking about. It's not gonna be a baby, is it.]
Nope, the only fights I participate in are on the housing market. [Are they, Sheila.] I just wanted to park my ass on my own couches. Because they don't smell faintly of cheese and I'm into that.
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[So, Sheila is 100% correct. Endorsi blinks, though.]
The housing market? What's that?
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[Endorsi?]
You know, real state! Helping people buy and sell properties in a depressed economy. It's kind of what I do for a living.
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[Do not, but also, what. She pauses for a moment.]
I see...
[Her tone makes it clear that she Does Not.]
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Wait, hold on. What's the story behind that?
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[Unfortunate.]
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And then she grimaces.]
Jesus Christ, I'm sorry I asked. Are you two, uh... You're alright?
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[She has to take a second to decide how to describe their relationship, but she doesn’t sound distressed or upset.]
Both rivals and friends, I guess!
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[She relaxes a little, looking relieved. Thank god she is not canon familiar.]
Well, I'm happy for you!