catch-all: takeru.

[toesies]

one day a shitpost will go here...

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[dotcom]

I'm not an expert.

[ but he'll poke at it. ]

There are a couple options... an MMO?

[toesies]

[


a blank stare.]

Em Em Oh?

[dotcom]

They're basically really big games where you can play online with other people. Like, uh... World of Warcraft?

[ he knows that one is a big enough name that normies probably have heard about it at least in passing ]

[toesies]

[A pause.]

—Oh! The thing that's in the same spot as the Spotify and Amazon gift cards.

[dotcom]

... yeah. That.

[ she's such a mom ]

[toesies]

[what did he expect from her she is a white suburban mom]

Great. So, show me this World of Warcraft. Is it on these?

[dotcom]

... probably.

Get on a computer.

[toesies]

You could sound a little more excited...

[But fiiine, she gets on one of the computers.]

[dotcom]

[ he will look and... here they are! he points at the right game. ]

We'll have to make characters.

[toesies]

[She double clicks on the game to boot it up.]

Okay... And then what?

[dotcom]

And then you just play. You level up your character and go on quests.

[toesies]

And you find that fun?

[dotcom]

No, a lot of people do.

But it's a good way to spend a lot of time.

[toesies]

I guess I'm about to see for myself, then.

[She nods, slowly...

And immediately makes her character a gnome when they get to the character creation screen.]

[dotcom]

[ i hate this

he looks at her screen

and then at her. ]

[toesies]

[She looks at him

and then at his screen to judge as well.]

What?

[dotcom]

[ he's a night elf. i had to google wow to make this comment and i hated it. ]

Very unsurprising.

[toesies]

[She rolls her eyes.]

Is that Legolas?

[dotcom]

What bootleg Lord of the Rings have you been watching?

[toesies]

It's been a while.