catch-all: takeru.

[toesies]

one day a shitpost will go here...

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[dotcom]

This room seems too useful for murder.

[toesies]

Oh. [A beat.] Yeah... But so is every other room?

[dotcom]

Yes, but now people can more easily hide evidence from clothing. You're not stuck in the same two outfits and a sexy maid dress.

[toesies]

Have we ever caught evidence on clothing? Besides the time Ming Yi possibly framed himself.

[dotcom]

You say that, but I'm pretty sure we have missed a shit ton of evidence so whether or not we caught it doesn't matter?

[toesies]

I'm just saying, we don't have a sample pool to say whether or not this will make things easier or harder.

[They never do clothes checks, anyway.]

Besides, I bet someone will be both cocky and stupid enough to discard the clothes they wore to a murder without bothering to go a size up.

[dotcom]

I don't know, we've killed off a lot of the more moronic people by this point.

[toesies]

Maybe... But we also thought Ming Yi was smart, and then he cursed Mineo in the middle of a murder trial. People can surprise you.

[the irony of this conversation days before cake]

[dotcom]

There are better ways to get an indulgence, yeah.

[toesies]

And yet...

[dotcom]

[ he sighs ]

As long as no one does something like that again.

[toesies]

Is that optimism?

[dotcom]

Oh, no.

I've never had that here.

[toesies]

Fair enough. Cautiously hopeful?

[dotcom]

Giving out a possibility that would be preferred.