catch-all: takeru.

[toesies]

one day a shitpost will go here...

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[dotcom]

To shorten my lifespan from making me watch her do that.

[toesies]

[REACHES OVER TO PAT HIS SHOULDER...? THERE, THERE.]

Well... On the bright side, that's one thing we'll already know ahead of time.

[dotcom]

Yeah. But now we need to figure out why the water was like that in the first place.

[toesies]

I guess that's our first stop tomorrow?

[Murderers out here potentially contaminating their water. Why... Anyway, there is a pause before she adds:]

... By the way. Can I tell you something that you will totally judge me for but considering you have lie detecting powers, will most likely be relevant to you?

[dotcom]

That's a concerning way to start a sentence, but sure.

[ he will attempt to judge a little less. ]

[toesies]

So... [STARTING OUT SLOWLY.] Luca said something pretty upsetting to me, and in retaliation, I gave him... a bigger hand?

[Said in the tone of someone who knows they've fucked up. Cringing.]

I thought, hey! If anything happens, a giant hand might be helpful! Except, no, it wasn't and now he's fucking dead!

[dotcom]

[




he just covers his face in his hands. ]

[toesies]

You could at least pretend to be happy I told you now instead of letting it muddle things up tomorrow.

[dotcom]

I'll appreciate your honesty in a minute.

[ SHEILA.... ]

Well, hopefully people won't get too stuck on that.

[toesies]

People thought Kaz was a chocolate bar for hours.

[dotcom]

We should just stock up on tylenol for the headache we're going to get.

[toesies]

[She nods, pursing her lips.]

I'll bring the whole pharmacy. Promise to visit me in jail after someone inevitably accuses me of killing my own asshole roommate?

[dotcom]

The fact that you even told me makes you less suspicious, since it means you don't mind me using the power on you.

[ he shrugs. ]

But we'll see. There's three people dead, so something else insane might come up.

[toesies]

Right. Though I'm hoping that by telling you, you can save it for something more important.

[A sigh.]

I'll be happy as long as a body comes up. Last week was horrible!

[dotcom]

If someone else manages to make a body disappear, I don't know what we'll do. We were so sidetracked by it last time.

[toesies]

Yeah... We really do need to get better at organizing ourselves if this is going to keep happening.

[dotcom]

Mm. Although that might depend on what we have to work with.

It's hard to organize when we haven't found everything yet.

[toesies]

Yeah... But maybe we can still come up with a game plan? I don't know, there must be something we can do.

[dotcom]

Let's see what everyone else reports at the start of the trial, and we can see if there's anything even a little useful.