catch-all: omi.

[toesies]

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[housewolf]

I can't believe a studio really green lit this.

[toesies]

Maybe they assumed it would be good because Adam Sandler was in it?

[housewolf]

Yikes.

[This is so awful]

Anyway, was that guy your boss?

[toesies]

Yup. Emphasis on was.

[Looooong exhale, as this terrible movie continues to play.]

He didn't like that I was bold and assertive, so he fired me. And now I have my own company.

[housewolf]

I hope you're putting him out of business.

[Omi won't say it out loud, but that man is a bastard.]

[toesies]

Well, that's the plan! One listing at a time.

[housewolf]

Good.

Is this the part where I complain about someone?

[toesies]

Hell, yeah. Go on.

[housewolf]

There's this rival theater to Mankai, and their director really went and sent in a mole to ruin us. We're a tiny, unknown theater compared to them.

Three years later and we learn it's because he's bitter about our director's dad disappearing. It's just misplaced anger, right?

[toesies]

[... why are gacha game plots so wild she is literally staring at him like ???? excuse me???]

Wait. What does your director's dad have to do with their director? That feels like such disproportionate retribution.

[housewolf]

[Sometimes there are like theater police or something. Sometimes there are jilted gays!]

I know! It's not like she did anything to him.

[toesies]

What an asshole! Did you get back at him?

[housewolf]

His mole defected and joined us for real. I think that went great. Then he challenged our company to an act off for our next play. We got all of his profits and managed to pay off our debts.

[It went as good as it could've!]

[toesies]

Holy shit, that's awesome! I'm glad that son of a bitch got exactly what he deserves.

[housewolf]

It's not like he's out of business or anything, but at least he's been leaving us alone. And we ended up scouting his top actor.

[toesies]

Running him out of business can always come later. I'm just happy you that fucker off your backs.