catch-all: white.

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friday, week zero.

[toesies]

[When she walks into the laundry room, it's with a smoothie cup and a troubled look on her face. She glances around at first like she's searching for something, until she spots White.]

... Oh, it's you.

[enfangs]

[it him

he's shirtless, for some reason? actually, he's busy stuffing his shirt into a washing machine.]

Don't look so excited.

[toesies]

Well, excuse me. A kid just died, and you and I aren't exactly besties.

[Squints at the shirt, though? Is there anything special about it...]

Why are you doing your laundry now?

[enfangs]

[yea it's covered in tamaki's blood

no it just looks like a soaked shirt. with what, though, is ambiguous.]

Got covered in slime last night.

[toesies]

[AMBIGUOUS SLIME...]

What? Where did you sleep last night?

[enfangs]

Rec room. Tried to break out a few times, this is the result.

[toesies]

Ew.

[Making a face.]

... Was that the only weird thing that happened in that room last night? You know, just asking.

[enfangs]

Nah. Everything was also, like, fighting games? No other genre.

[toesies]

Come again?

[enfangs]

You know how there used to be a variety? Last night, it was all just fighting games. Anything else was missing.

And now, since this morning, there's nothing but fighting movies showing on the TV. Well, to us, anyway. Doesn't seem like anyone else is seeing it.

[toesies]

... Oh. Nothing ominous there! [Looooong exhale.] So, what do you think? Are we being haunted?

[enfangs]

No idea. This entire place was pretty damn weird to begin with.

[toesies]

Huh. We agree on something.

[enfangs]

Wow, would you look at that.

[toesies]

Well, that was nice while it lasted.

[Oh, well.]

[enfangs]

Geez, already writing it off?

[toesies]

You think it's going to happen again?

[enfangs]

Nah.

[smashcut to execution]