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Better.

[Wearily, she moves to grab whatever seat is closest.]

Sit down. Let's talk.

[enfangs]

[he sits on the chair, though cross-legged.

...]

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[She lets him settle down, waiting for a handful of seconds before, very gently:]

... Okay. I can see you're angry. So am I. Want to talk about it?

[enfangs]

... What's there to say?

[toesies]

Well... How you're feeling is always a good place to start. Or, I don't know, we can talk about all the ways we can feed whatever bitches did this their own anuses.

[enfangs]

[a snort]

Sorry, torture's not my kink.

[toesies]

It's not mine either. But sometimes, when you're fucking pissed that some bastard killed your friends... it's therapeutic. You know, just to think about tearing them a new asshole.

[enfangs]

... Well, can't deny that. [he's wrath-aligned for a reason, and not because of his temper.] Too bad reality's usually not as satisfying as revenge fantasies.

[toesies]

No... Usually, reality's just depressing. A lot less hell, yeah! And a lot more aww...

[enfangs]

Watch, the answer's gonna be... [figuratively throws a dart] ... Shi Qingxuan 'cause everyone would die if she didn't, or something like that.

[toesies]

Oh, my god.

[She knows he's not serious, but she still? Hates it? Such a visceral reaction.]

Don't even joke. Then we would execute someone innocent because, apparently, some people don't know how to fucking abstain!

[Looking at whoever the heck keeps voting for Gojou.]

[enfangs]

... Seriously. I'm kind of surprised Gojou's still alive, given our pattern with second place holders.

[toesies]

Maybe, whoever kept killing our second place holders, learned from their mistakes...? Or they got murdered, too. That's also a possibility.

[enfangs]

Maybe.

... Well, I wouldn't be surprised if Mahito was the one who voted for Gojou. Bad blood and all?

[toesies]

Yeah...? I noticed there was something weird between them, but I wouldn't have called it "bad blood." Did you hear something?

[enfangs]

I mean, Gojou's said some stuff to me that was kinda weird? Dunno all the details.

[toesies]

... Huh. Well, I just hope whatever it is isn't taken completely out of context.

[Because, whew.]