catch-all: white.

[toesies]

jan please recommend a shitpost

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[enfangs]

This is terrible.

[toesies]

I know! I hate it.

[enfangs]

Why is this happening? This feels like the opposite of indulging.

[toesies]

You know what this is? Censorship!

[enfangs]

Holy crap, you're right.

[toesies]

Of course I'm right! Thank you for saying so.

[... is that the curse or is she just shameless. mystery.]

[enfangs]

... I'm glad you're confident in yourself.

[toesies]

I'm glad, too. Everyone should be more confident in themselves! It's a good look.

[enfangs]

Well, clearly they should look to you as an inspiration.

[toesies]

Thank you. Unfortunately, most people will not listen to me.

[enfangs]

That's, uh... a shame for them?

[toesies]

Totally! By the way, do you like lasagna?

[enfangs]

[?]

Yeah, why?

[toesies]

Cool. We should get some lasagna.

[enfangs]

Huh?

[toesies]

What?

[enfangs]

Where is this coming from?

[toesies]

Maybe I just felt like getting lasagna.

[enfangs]

[squints suspiciously]

... Well, fine, in that case.

[toesies]

Great! Then let's scoot.

[hilariously she is really just going to treat him to lasagna]

[enfangs]

[this is still confusing but he'll go along with it]

[toesies]

[It's fine! Embrace the lasagna, White. She will literally just pop one out of the vending machine and hand it to him.]

[enfangs]

... Thanks.

[he takes it!]