catch-all: white.

[toesies]

jan please recommend a shitpost

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[toesies]

Everyone's got baggage.

[his backstory is sad and he has the personality of a terrible puppy

she will give his mass murder a pass

(she should not give his mass murder a pass)]

[enfangs]

[sheila no

a snort.]

Yeah, that's definitely one way of putting it.

[toesies]

[sheila yes]

I'd even go as far to say it's part of being a person.

[enfangs]

Maybe.

[a beat.]

So why'd you bite someone?

[toesies]

... Oh, I was so hoping you forgot that.

[sheila, that is not an answer.]

[enfangs]

Too bad. I didn't.

[toesies]

[she pouts!]

Well... Let's just say, maybe, I have a special gift that can cure all illnesses. And maybe... that woman was really sick, and wouldn't live long enough to meet her granddaughter?

[enfangs]

What the fuck are you, Jesus?

[toesies]

What? No! Don't get me wrong, he's great. And you're not the first to make that mistake. But I'm just a realator.

[that's not a typo, she pronounces it that way... terrible.]

[enfangs]

... I don't think that's how it's pronounced.

[toesies]

Sure it is! Both are universally accepted pronunciations.

[are they]

[enfangs]

Somehow, I don't believe that.

[toesies]

Have you ever lived in my world?

[enfangs]

You're from Earth, I'm guessing?

[toesies]

An Earth. I can't believe the sci-fi people were right.