catch-all: white.

[toesies]

jan please recommend a shitpost

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[enfangs]

Yeah! Went to the hospital and everything.

[it's technically not a lie!]

[toesies]

Oh.

[A beat.]

... Oh! Oh, my god. Are you alright?

[enfangs]

Huh? Oh, uh, yeah. I'm fine.

[toesies]

Are you sure? That sounds serious!

[enfangs]

I swear I'm the perfect picture of health!

[toesies]

You're yelling again.

[enfangs]

Shut up! Am I not allowed to talk loudly?

[toesies]

Not if you're going to be rude about it.

[enfangs]

This is just how I am!

[toesies]

Being rude isn't a personality trait.

[enfangs]

Sure it is.

[toesies]

It isn't.

[enfangs]

Are you the expert?

[toesies]

I feel like whatever I answer will just loop of back to the beginning of this conversation.

[enfangs]

That's a no, then.

[toesies]

It's still not a personality trait.