catch-all: white.

[toesies]

jan please recommend a shitpost

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[toesies]

If there's no reason, then you won't mind staying right where you are?

[She says, taking a step closer.]

[enfangs]

Erk...!

[he freezes up because oh no he's been challenged]

[toesies]

Hm?

[GETTING CLOSER...]

[enfangs]

[standing very still]

[toesies]

[AND CLOSER...]

[enfangs]

[...

reaches to take her hand]

[toesies]

[...

Stares at their hands.]

Uh.

[enfangs]

Don't ask!

[toesies]

This invites questions.

[enfangs]

Doesn't mean you have to ask 'em.

[toesies]

You're holding my hand. I think I'm obligated to ask them.

[enfangs]

This isn't voluntary, okay!?

[toesies]

That doesn't explain anything?

[enfangs]

That's the only explanation you're gonna get, 'cause I don't know anything more than that.

[toesies]

Well, have you tried asking around at all?

[enfangs]

Lust seemed like they didn't know what was going on, and no one else has said anything...

[toesies]

And you're sure it's a curse, and not that you're too embarrassed to admit you want platonic, physical contact with others?

[enfangs]

Yes!! Why would I be holding your hand if it wasn't!?

[toesies]

Because you feel totally sorry for yelling at me every time we talk?

[enfangs]

Why would I feel sorry over that? You deserve it.

[toesies]

Wow! What's your fucking problem with me, White?

[enfangs]

What's your problem with me!?

[toesies]

My fucking problem with you is that you have a fucking problem with me!

[enfangs]

My problem with you is that you have a problem with me!!

[toesies]

Then why do we have a problem with each other?!

[narrator voice: but it was because they're both idiots.]