[And Sheila will be waiting to let her in! As she's led inside, the first thing Harrow will probably notice is a blue cooler sitting on top of the mini kitchen table.]
So... Do you want coffee? Water? A six pack of White Claw that may be slightly bad by now?
[Harrow, your mini-fridge drinks... She nods, though, and then walks to the cooler on the table. She pats the lid hard enough that something definitely rattled inside, and unclasps the lock so Harrow can take a look inside.]
Anyway... The bones I promised! They used to belong to my asshole neighbor, who came with me in this cooler when we arrived. And then I ate what was left of him. Because, you know, crooked cop isn't on the vending machine menu.
[She'll take the bones - I don't know what state they're in, but if there's any flesh and blood left on them, she'll just sort of pick it off. She's just like. The least squeamish anyone could be in this situation.]
. . . Does that mean you're out of food? I hope you've arranged yourself another source by now.
[They're clean and so is the cooler, if only because Sheila wasn't about to stink up her suite with the rotten flesh smell. There's a spine with the ribcage still attached, and a pelvis. There is also a skull; it is missing all its teeth, and it's heavily damaged on its left side like something slammed into it and shattered it. The bones are also probably like, gently scratched up.]
Don't worry. [She waves her off.] The avatars have been taking care of it, even before HK-47 ruined everything for everyone. It's nice. It's like I can order through Grubhub again.
[She looks down at the skull, momentarily confused... and then it clicks.]
Oh! No. That was another skull. Which... actually, I did eat its teeth, too. Huh. [She squints, only now realizing they were twinsies skulls.] But I wasn't the one who lost it in the hot tub.
[She's crossing her arms, but it's more of a 'Sheila, you wacky zombie, what did you get yourself into this time' than an accusing you of murder look.]
I have spent so many hours trying to solve the mystery of the skull.
Well... Remember what I just said about the avatars taking care of me? They brought me a body the first week we were here. It was missing its head for some reason. I asked about it, and Gluttony agreed to get the teeth out for me.
[A light shrug. Unfortunately......................... Gluten Free was involved in this.]
I talked to them after the trial because, obviously, I was kinda freaking out! They admitted to totally losing track of it, and I guess maybe one of their cats ran off with it? Because it wasn't related to what happened to Tamaki. I asked.
[Look, she can reluctantly. Admit that it would make sense to go to Gluttony if you needed a corpse to eat. In fact, when she asked for extra bones, she kept being told to talk to Gluttony, but she just fucking refused to, so this is really her fault.]
I see. So that mystery is. . . somewhat solved, then. [Though I, knowing about 38 turning into 37, am alarmed lmao. Where'd this spare corpse come from!!!!] Greed did tell me that there have been pieces of evidence that are important for us to understand, but that are not related to the murder. The skull, I suppose. And then the following week, the Bopper next to Childe's half-eaten pizza. Last week was such a mess, I can't even be certain.
[She'll have to think that through. Anyway, she looks a little unsettled. So much that happened here was based around this skull, and in the end it was just - stolen by a cat after a suburban mom ate its teeth away?]
So you do like the teeth, just not the bone? I carry some about with me.
I don't even want to think about last week. Fucking shitty croissants and fucking shitty message.
[The bread will haunt her for the rest of her life. What the fuck did it mean? Why was it there? Why did Luca take the time to write that weird ass message down? Terrible.]
It depends. For example, fingers! The bones add a nice crunch. And teeth taste exactly like corn nuts. But mostly everything else is so hard to chew, I wind up eating around it.
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[And Sheila will be waiting to let her in! As she's led inside, the first thing Harrow will probably notice is a blue cooler sitting on top of the mini kitchen table.]
So... Do you want coffee? Water? A six pack of White Claw that may be slightly bad by now?
[Sheila, the bone lore.]
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[What even are White Claws?????]
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Anyway... The bones I promised! They used to belong to my asshole neighbor, who came with me in this cooler when we arrived. And then I ate what was left of him. Because, you know, crooked cop isn't on the vending machine menu.
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[She'll take the bones - I don't know what state they're in, but if there's any flesh and blood left on them, she'll just sort of pick it off. She's just like. The least squeamish anyone could be in this situation.]
. . . Does that mean you're out of food? I hope you've arranged yourself another source by now.
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Don't worry. [She waves her off.] The avatars have been taking care of it, even before HK-47 ruined everything for everyone. It's nice. It's like I can order through Grubhub again.
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Hang on.]
. . . Did this skull go missing, during our first week here?
[Is this the skull from the trial.]
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[She looks down at the skull, momentarily confused... and then it clicks.]
Oh! No. That was another skull. Which... actually, I did eat its teeth, too. Huh. [She squints, only now realizing they were twinsies skulls.] But I wasn't the one who lost it in the hot tub.
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[She's crossing her arms, but it's more of a 'Sheila, you wacky zombie, what did you get yourself into this time' than an accusing you of murder look.]
I have spent so many hours trying to solve the mystery of the skull.
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[A light shrug. Unfortunately......................... Gluten Free was involved in this.]
I talked to them after the trial because, obviously, I was kinda freaking out! They admitted to totally losing track of it, and I guess maybe one of their cats ran off with it? Because it wasn't related to what happened to Tamaki. I asked.
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I see. So that mystery is. . . somewhat solved, then. [Though I, knowing about 38 turning into 37, am alarmed lmao. Where'd this spare corpse come from!!!!] Greed did tell me that there have been pieces of evidence that are important for us to understand, but that are not related to the murder. The skull, I suppose. And then the following week, the Bopper next to Childe's half-eaten pizza. Last week was such a mess, I can't even be certain.
[She'll have to think that through. Anyway, she looks a little unsettled. So much that happened here was based around this skull, and in the end it was just - stolen by a cat after a suburban mom ate its teeth away?]
So you do like the teeth, just not the bone? I carry some about with me.
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I don't even want to think about last week. Fucking shitty croissants and fucking shitty message.
[The bread will haunt her for the rest of her life. What the fuck did it mean? Why was it there? Why did Luca take the time to write that weird ass message down? Terrible.]
It depends. For example, fingers! The bones add a nice crunch. And teeth taste exactly like corn nuts. But mostly everything else is so hard to chew, I wind up eating around it.