[They are truly on the path to becoming besties... Maybe. She looks at the stand he just kicked, then back at him, and then at the sink.]
Oh, yeah. I totally get that. This place sucks. But what are you trying to soak? [Buddy, are you actually cooking and cleaning?] I thought the vending machine would just shit out whatever food you wanted.
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Oh, yeah. I totally get that. This place sucks. But what are you trying to soak? [Buddy, are you actually cooking and cleaning?] I thought the vending machine would just shit out whatever food you wanted.
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[Soaking up alcohol. Apparently.]
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[Is... Is he drunk on slime? Is she following? Bruh.]
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This thing is odd.
[Help.]
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... Okay, just double-checking. Does the word "fridge" sound familiar to you?