catch-all: mollymauk.

[toesies]

one day a shitpost will go here

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[headmt]

[uh,]

Oh. Sorry. Presumptuous. Just assumed from the chatter. Nevermind! I'll go back to pretending I haven't seen anything if you like.

[toesies]

[She just? Looks even more confused?]

What?

[She seems to be serious about this.]

No, I mean it. What husband?

[headmt]

[he is so stupid and this is so confusing?]

You-- said that you were married. he said you'd be together half your lives. I made a leap! I don't know!

[toesies]

[Is Molly stupid...? 🤔]

I said that? [BAFFLED.] I don't know who you're talking about. There was like, so much fucking static just now. But I think I would know if I was married.

[headmt]

[i hate to do this to you but:]

Oh, so you were just trying to get me off of your tail, I mean, that's fine, I can certainly respect that, but-- What's static?

[like, the concept of static? ye olde]

[toesies]

[SHE GIVES HIM A LOOK LIKE, SIR. STILL NO.]

You know, static! Like TV static?

[Briefly imitates a static sound, badly.]

[headmt]

[Uh,

he holds up his hands like, in total surrender,]

Ah. I see-- It's alright if you don't want to talk about it. Probably stuck my tail where it didn't belong anyway.

[toesies]

Are we having two separate conversations right now...? 'Cause it feels like we are.

[headmt]

I very well think we might.

[EVERYONE HERE IS SO, SO CONFUSING. WHY DO WE ALL HAVE BRAIN PROBLEMS.]

[toesies]

So, why are we doing that?

[SOMETIMES, YOU (REDACTED) IN A CYOA AND THINGS HAPPEN.]