[ Medb looks very displeased and inches away from the plants, but it looks like one of them is trying wrap around her arm to bring her closer so they can bop her. ]
[ hey, here's vlad! He still looks like shit. He wants to sleep so bad, but he's keeping himself awake from sheer force of will. Given how close to curfew he returned, he didn't get much of a chance to clean up, and his injuries aren't too bad, as long as they're not aggravated.
which they immediately are, by the plants. He starts batting them away, but gets progressively angrier until-- ]
It'd be bad for my ego if I let the plants keep trying to beat you up when I'm right here, Primrose. Besides, if it doesn't hurt, there's no problem with me getting between you and them!
[one thwacks her in the back of the head right when she says that, and she tries not to wince. let her look cool.]
Please. I've seen many a possession in my time, I'm very familiar with them. [ in fact, he's done quite a lot of possessing himself! ] I fully understand how they work, and I'm not so stupid as to place the blame on you simply for your appearance having been used to injure me.
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... Uh, guys? Is it just me, or are the plants twitching?
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[thwap! that's a plant straight to the head. she brings up a hand to rub at her head, frowning.]
...oh, come on! What did we ever to do them?!
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[ Medb looks very displeased and inches away from the plants, but it looks like one of them is trying wrap around her arm to bring her closer so they can bop her. ]
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which they immediately are, by the plants. He starts batting them away, but gets progressively angrier until-- ]
Will you stop harassing me, you infernal plants!
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she just sighs and puts herself between vlad and whichever plant is batting at him]
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[Said like she already knows the answer is no, while trying to slap away the one latching onto Medb. Truly, the worst curfew effect.]
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[another plant tries to thwap her and she puts up a hand to block, getting some thorns to the wrist for her troubles.]<
Ouch!
[that comes out in a hiss.]
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[TWO OF YOU? SHOULD BE? IN MEDBAY?]
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They'd still run us through with a knife.
[ She sounds pretty sure about that. ]
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[A LONG SIGH.]
Maybe they'll get bored of hitting us eventually.
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Can plants get bored?
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[ She dances away from some thorns. ]
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I was already there. My injuries were rather mild, it certainly didn't require an overnight stay.
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--Ah, thank you. That's...very kind of you.
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It would hardly be fair to let them beat you up when you're already injured.
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So now she's just kind of sitting there, expression flat as some adorable flowers flail their leaves at her. ]
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... I'm sorry.
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[one thwacks her in the back of the head right when she says that, and she tries not to wince. let her look cool.]
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[ also i didn't mention it but: he smells like wet dog now. and will continue to do so for the next half hour or so ]
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Ahaha, that doesn't mean you should have to feel it. [a beat] I recommend you get some rest, and in the morning? Please bathe.
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To all of him??????? ]
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[At this point she has resigned herself to getting bopped, bopped, bopped on the head.]
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[Sir, your boo-boos.]
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[ Just saying. ]
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...this is getting annoying.
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He chuckles. ]
Oh believe me, I certainly plan to. Plenty of rest. And, ah, bathing.
...just to be clear, the smell only came about from the healing pod.
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I seem to recall there being plenty of dogs and some of possessing creature.
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Still... I would not blame you if you were to be troubled by my presence for a bit.
[ I mean, she looked just like herself when she tried to grandslam him. ]
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[well. like.
they'll see if one of them doesn't wake up dead!]
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Please. I've seen many a possession in my time, I'm very familiar with them. [ in fact, he's done quite a lot of possessing himself! ] I fully understand how they work, and I'm not so stupid as to place the blame on you simply for your appearance having been used to injure me.
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[ Well. For that, she can give him a little smile. ]
I'm grateful for your understanding, then. And glad you were able to return alongside us.
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[ Honey, please. ]
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You were healed, so it would be a waste to let you get hurt again! So there.
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Still. [ he chuckles ] A shame I have to subject a fine lady such as yourself to it.
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[ LAUGHS IN BACKTAG ]
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[ I hate you. ]